adonischildsupportcase:

ikea-doona:

wormsslime:

somanyjacks:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase “self care” doesn’t resonate with you, try calling it “system maintenance” and see if that clicks.

[image description: a workplace sign in all caps which reads:

Warning

If you don’t schedule time for system maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you.

/end ID]

minyoongislaysme:

Lizzo with facts (about media and paparazzi)

cloune:

theprideful:

charlesoberonn:

This comic successfully fused millennial rumor and boomer humor.

alm0st-living:

Not being funny but I actual need more gay friends…where you at

lilbutch:

i-dont-believe-in-perfect:

prettypositivity:

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

and I hope you heal from the things you don’t want to talk about

I hope you heal from the things no one else knows you went through

keynes-fetlife-mutual:

neuroticpantomime:

abstract-woman:

Fully recovered from my stupid 2016-18 “horny people have no rights” phase and increasingly moving towards the serious position that society is actually not horny enough

Objectively correct

it is not the people who are too horny, but the society which is too chaste